Vandoofus : Slap()
Kahuna : Kick()
Vandoofus : You know what programs often have memory
leaks?
Kahuna : Hmmmm...
Vandoofus : It’s when you don’t close parenthesis
Vandoofus : The variables fall off
Kahuna : #@!$#@!@ X-(+++
Vandoofus : Hehe
Kahuna : That's the most absurd thing I've heard
today
Vandoofus : Hihihi
Vandoofus : Cause I almost did slap(0
Vandoofus : Then 0 would have leaked out
Kahuna : X-(
Kahuna : I'm going to blog this X-(
Vandoofus : :-S
Vandoofus : Finally make it to quotable quotes?
Kahuna : Yeah X-(
Vandoofus : Yey
Vandoofus : :-D
Kahuna : You’re a large clownYou've stumbled upon the Circus. Here be dragons. No, wait. Here be large clowns including Kahuna, St Vandoofus, Professor Gordon, Darth Teddy, Bartus Maximus, the Baron and Baroness, the Monster, Timmy, the Cookie Monster, Fluke, Huggles, Her Royal Highness, the Cheese Justice, the Admiral and the Genie. These are works of utter buffoonery punctuated by digital photography. If the Surgeon General hasn't already cautioned of the dangers of excessive laughter, there's not a moment to loose!
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
St Vandoofus's Holy Memory Leak Hypothesis
NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Senior Clown St Vandoofus has discovered the leading cause of memory leaks in software, as revealed by the following discussion that took place a few days ago:
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