Waffles Joins Kahuna's Household

Waffles studying string theory (Copyright © 2005 B Kahuna)

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- In a press release issued this afternoon, Kahuna announced that the cat Waffles had joined His Household last week, much to the irritation of His imcumbent senior and junior canines. He added that an uneasy ceasefire had been negotiated late last week and was holding despite provocation from both sides. An incident was reported just this morning when the junior canine made off with a tennis ball owned by Waffles. However, the situation had returned to normal with the intervention of the ceasefire monitors.

Political analysts mused that Kahuna's latest move was likely to raise tensions with the cat-infested Gordon Administration. The False Prophet, Professor Gordon was not available for comment, having been last seen snacking prior to dinner. Not quite cricket, what?