Talking of mass destruction, we're researching a cheese-based weapon: the Cheese of Mass Destruction if you like. You will note that an 'infernal device in the form of a cheese' was used to blow up the pirate ship in Asterix in Corsica. The military potential of cheese has been largely neglected over the years, until now... We're proposing to build a low-yield device (about 2 Kilo cows) for starters. If you don't like this, hard cheese. Those who oppose our plans for world domination will end up in quite a fondue. BUWAAAAHAHAHA!