Flushings, NY -- After returning, Vandoofus in a press release said he would like to thank all members of the huggalot club for the generous gifts presented to him on several functions that was held in the Colombo area in his honor. He said he thoroughly relished the gifts, particularly the latest womens' fashion accessories and instructional books that will be undeniably useful to him. He also said, although, he held strong anti-hugging views he has come to like the habit. He specifically enjoyed the tight embracement of the big, strong, muscular members of the club. However, he added, he has decided not to return to Sri Lanka until the huggalots have been dismantled. He provided no explanation for this decision.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Vandoofus Hugged in the Early Hours
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- In news breaking from the Coffee Shop of the Colombo Plaza, Senior Clown St Vandoofus has been accosted and hugged by Huggles in the early hours of the morning. Details remain sketchy.
Kahuna, who was blisfully asleep at the time, was not involved in the incident. However, it is believed that He was awakened by Huggles shortly afterwards to report the latest buffoonery.
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