CUBEVILLE, California Republic -- Empirical research has clearly established the increasing trend in corporate stupidity. The root cause of stupidity is almost always due to "management," or the lack thereof.
Here, we have have the Garbageman demonstrating a practical solution to this pervasive problem:
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CUBEVILLE, California Republic -- Scott Adams has just launched the new Dilbert website with archives in color all the way back to 2001. Embeddable content, as demonstrated below, is among other notable features.
Here, we have Mister Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources confirming our worst suspicions about where nonsensical policies come from:
The Circus will in future be liberally punctuated with Dilbert cartoons, to appropriately illustrate the limitless bogosity of the corporate world.
Professor Gordon provided technical support in publishing this post, albeit at exorbitant daylight robbery rates.
