THE EMPIRE, Outer Space -- One of the many lessons that Fluke will learn is portrayed in the first of the Teddy-Fluke messages. May the Farce be with you all.
Darth Teddy : You still know nothing of the
Farce!
Fluke Skywalker : Do you think arrogance clouds my
better judgment?
Darth Teddy : And obviously you are flaunting
it with some amateur female!
Fluke Skywalker : True, that statement may be.
Darth Teddy : Arrogance is good if to control
it you know how.
Fluke Skywalker : I admit I have much to learn.
Fluke Skywalker : I hope not to be another Obi-Wan.
Darth Teddy : You will note the various buttons
push do I to off people piss.
Fluke Skywalker : Slowly but surely I have been
aware of them.
Darth Teddy : Indeed, you may practice on that
tree. Call it Gajid we do.
Darth Teddy : What hit him will not know he!
Fluke Skywalker : As always, a point you have made
O Cuddly One.
Darth Teddy : You will practice stealth and
patience young Fluke.
Fluke Skywalker : I will indeed.
Darth Teddy : Go, train in the ways of the
Farce!
Darth Teddy : But protection you shall use.
Fluke Skywalker : I will do as you've advised.
Fluke Skywalker : Protection I use always.
Darth Teddy : Hmmm, Strong the Farce may
eventually be in this one!Fluke was unavailable for comment after this exchange as he set off on a journey after a tree. However please free to abduct him on the way and pose your questions.
