Jojo (Copyright © B Kahuna 2012) |

You've stumbled upon the Circus. Here be dragons. No, wait. Here be large clowns including Kahuna, St Vandoofus, Professor Gordon, Darth Teddy, Bartus Maximus, the Baron and Baroness, the Monster, Timmy, the Cookie Monster, Fluke, Huggles, Her Royal Highness, the Cheese Justice, the Admiral and the Genie. These are works of utter buffoonery punctuated by digital photography. If the Surgeon General hasn't already cautioned of the dangers of excessive laughter, there's not a moment to loose!
Jojo (Copyright © B Kahuna 2012) |
The Four Heavenly Kings (Copyright © B Kahuna 2010)
MULKIRIGALA, Sri Lanka -- Three of the Four Heavenly Kings in bas-relief at a temple on the third terrace of the Mulkirigala Raja Maha Viharaya in the Hambantota district.
The first bas-relief is of Vaishravana (in Sanskrit romanization). The next are of Virūpāksha and Dhrtharāshthra, although it is unclear which is which. The Cheese Justice obstructed the capture of the last photograph. Sadly, no photograph was taken of Virūdhaka, in his blue glory.
In Buddhist cosmology, the Four Heavenly Kings reside on the lower slopes of Mount Sumeru and each watches over a cardinal direction of the world.
Captured on 21st March 2010 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on shutter priority (1/80th of a second) at ISO 400. Adjusted for tone and saturation in Picasa.
The Hand of Justice (Copyright © B Kahuna 2010)
MULKIRIGALA, Sri Lanka -- The Hand of Justice, specifically that of the Cheese Justice, blatantly sails into Kahuna's composition of one of the Four Heavenly Kings (Lokapala) at a temple on the third terrace of the Mulkirigala Raja Maha Viharaya.
Captured on 21st March 2010 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on shutter priority (1/80th of a second) at ISO 400. Adjusted for tone and saturation in Picasa.
Sambar in the Mist (Copyright (cc) B Kahuna 2006)
HORTON PLAINS, Sri Lanka -- A Sri Lankan Sambar Deer (Rusa unicolor unicolor) frolicks as the mist rolls in near the car park at the Horton Plains National Park.
Captured on 29th July 2006 with a Canon EOD 30D (EF-S 18-55mm 1:3.5-5.6 II) on Landscape Mode resulting in an aperture of f/8.0 and a shutter speed of 1/160th of a second.
Skis on Wheels (Copyright © 2010 The Monster)
KELANIYA, Sri Lanka -- Captured here is a 3-wheeled friend who is seen sporting his new skis and honking frantically while rushing at a top speed of 35 kmph on his way to the Colombo ski resort, after reports of snow in Colombo due to the temperatures dropping just below 30° Celsius the previous day.
de Havilland Mosquito (Copyright (cc) 2005 B Kahuna)
DUXFORD, United Kingdom -- A World War II de Havilland Mosquito B.35 bomber (serial TA719) parked at the Imperial War Museum.
The "Mossie" consisted of a mostly plywood airframe and was also known as "The Wooden Wonder" and "The Timber Terror". It had a top speed of 415 mph (668 km/h) and a service ceiling of 37,000 feet. TA719 was built in 1945 and retired in the 1960s.
Captured on 15th September 2005 with a Sony CyberShot DSC-V1 on aperture priority (f/3.2) and a resultant shutter speed of 1/30th of a second.
TA719 is now on display within AirSpace at Duxford.
COLPETTY, Sri Lanka -- It was announced early this morning that the beloved Blue-eyed Sibling of HRH has given in his Notice of Marriage. There remains a mere two week window of opportunity for any clown who can give substantial evidence of previous involvement with said sibling.
HRH will not be held responsible for any attempts on the lives of such clowns by the future Mrs.
Glaring Leopard (Copyright (cc) 2009 B Kahuna)
YALA NATIONAL PARK, Sri Lanka -- A Sri Lankan Leopard (Panthera pardus kotiya) glares disapprovingly at cameras as it walks past a jeep full of photographers.
Captured on August 29th 2009 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 75-300mm 1:4-5.6 III and Kenko 2X Teleplus Pro 300 teleconverter) on aperture priority (f/4.0) and ISO 800, manually focused.
Post-processed to fine-tune color and saturation.
Shere Khan (Copyright (cc) 2009 B Kahuna)
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- A figurine of Shere Khan, from Disney's adaptation of The Jungle Book, atop Kahuna's Knee during a birthday celebration.
Captured on 27th June 2009 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on aperture priority (f/1.8) at ISO 200 with bounced flash. Adjusted for tone and saturation in Picasa.
The Hand of Fluke (Copyright © 2009 B Kahuna)
YALA NATIONAL PARK, Sri Lanka -- The hand of Fluke, sporting arcane ink, grabs onto the side rail during a bumpy jeep ride in the Yala National Park.
Captured on 27th August 2009 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on aperture priority (f/1.8) and a resulting exposure of 1/500th of a second. Image straightened in Picasa.
Daybreak (Copyright (cc) 2009 B Kahuna)
YALA NATIONAL PARK, Sri Lanka -- The light of daybreak floods the eastern sky an instant before sunrise at the Yala National Park.
Captured on Sunday, 21st June 2009 at 5:51:52 am with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on aperture priority (f/1.8) and a resulting exposure of 1/500th of a second. Sunrise on that day was at 5:52 am.
Baloo (Copyright (cc) B Kahuna 2009)
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- A figurine of Baloo, from Disney's adaptation of The Jungle Book, about to lob a coconut from his perch atop Kahuna's Knee during a birthday celebration.
Captured on 27th June 2009 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on aperture priority (f/1.8) at ISO 200 with bounced flash. Retouched to remove blemishes and adjusted for tone and saturation in Picasa.
King Louie (Copyright (cc) 2009 B Kahuna) 
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- A figurine of King Louie, from Disney's adaptation of The Jungle Book, rests on Kahuna's Knee during a birthday celebration.
Captured on 27th June 2009 with a Canon EOS 30D (EF 50mm 1:1.8 II) on shutter priority (1/80th of a second) at ISO 200 with bounced flash.