Saturday, November 21, 2009

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace!



COLPETTY, Sri Lanka -- It was announced early this morning that the beloved Blue-eyed Sibling of HRH has given in his Notice of Marriage. There remains a mere two week window of opportunity for any clown who can give substantial evidence of previous involvement with said sibling.

HRH will not be held responsible for any attempts on the lives of such clowns by the future Mrs.

7 comments:

Big Kahuna said...

Is your sibling aware of this treacherous post? X-(

Darth Teddy said...

who needs evidence? we will take him when the time is right

HRH said...

yes... my sibling wanted to know who was responsible... I waved in the general direction of Ratmalana/Panadura.. >:)

Big Kahuna said...

Leaving us no choice but to question your sense of direction X-(

Baroness said...

Its always best to blame things on the Big Kahuna :D

Big Kahuna said...

I will introduce legislation to abolish the aristocracy if you're not careful X-(

Baroness said...

Speak!

- The Baron Ozymandias