Flushings, NY -- After returning, Vandoofus in a press release said he would like to thank all members of the huggalot club for the generous gifts presented to him on several functions that was held in the Colombo area in his honor. He said he thoroughly relished the gifts, particularly the latest womens' fashion accessories and instructional books that will be undeniably useful to him. He also said, although, he held strong anti-hugging views he has come to like the habit. He specifically enjoyed the tight embracement of the big, strong, muscular members of the club. However, he added, he has decided not to return to Sri Lanka until the huggalots have been dismantled. He provided no explanation for this decision.
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