Doofi has finally decoded 13=UFS, and passed out in ecstasy.

Hey Shi, Doofi is curious to know stuff about you. I mean you being virtuous and all that.

Hey hoooooooo, ok ok.. So you guys missed me... Awww that's soo sweet... Anyways, Doofi, how did the hunt for the apples go??? I think bunyan had an abundance of apples... Saw him last carting a load in a wheelbarrow... And yes I knew that piglet had a robe of some sort but he never wears underwear... That's what I was talking about... Makes life easy as an exhibitionist...

Today has been a bogus day. Doofi has been hunting for apples, but not in the Hundred Acre Wood. Teddybert has refused to blog and shall be tormented with daily invitations until his mail quota is exhausted. Shi is probably being virtuous somewhere. The Menace is absconding and Cl Suren has been making a nuisance of himself to the general public. Oh yeah, I've been making life unpleasent for other people...

Shocking! You people don’t seem to know your pigs. … Or your puppets. I am having second thoughts about contributing to this blog. Is my vast knowledge on this kind of worthy subjects wasted on an audience like you?

Makes me wonder if you watched an R-rated release of said programmes. This would certainly explain a number of things.

These children I tell you .......

That's supposed to be a children's programme, you deviant X-(

A thousand apologies ........ What was I thinking ....... Muppets .... Sesame Street ...... the only thing missing is a large yellow bird that wants to hump a pre-historic pachyderm .......

Clown, Miss Piggy was on the Muppet Show by the late Jim Henson. Piglet is from the Hundred Acre Wood by WT Pooh. You're causing literary chaos. As for you, Cl Shihantha, you will note that Piglet is garbed in some form of robe: Your logic is flawed! Heh heh.

Just a quick Question ... would piglet be any relation to Miss. Piggy on Sesame Street ? For example was it an offspring of Her and Kermit the frog ? 'cause if you remember Miss Piggy had a pretty heavy thing for Kermit ......

Quark Dance anyone? Doofi, since you crave information, you might like to go on a Particle Adventure. Yaaaaaawn. I feel sleepy.

Egad! This is the most absurd thing I've heard today. Doofi, you'd better deal with this one: you know Piglet better than any of us. Shi, I take it you were being virtuous (according to your definition) last Saturday when Timmy and I visited? You know the time we had to solve your master/slave mixup? Heh heh...

aha...

Main Entry: vir·tu·ous
Pronunciation: 'v&r-ch&-w&s, 'v&rch-w&s
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 : POTENT, EFFICACIOUS
2 a : having or exhibiting virtue b : morally excellent : RIGHTEOUS
3 : CHASTE
synonym see MORAL

If you look at no 2 it clearly shows you how piglet is virtuous...
"having or exibiting"... have you ever seen piglet wear any clothes???... I thought not
therefore he is clearly an exhibitionist... and voila... that makes him virtuous...
thank you ladies and gentlemen... thank you

ahem...
since my expert opinion has been sought in this regard I shall consider educating you intellectually crippled excuses for human beings (hi ranil)... piglet is virtuous because... err... whats virtuous???.. brb

Nonsense... It's a free country. I shall now abscond to make a menace of myself in the garden armed with a Charge-Coupled Device. Photons beware!

It's 10:25am and the Menace has joined this blog. All is lost. Flee! Flee!

Um... Shi, how is Piglet virtuous?

Doofi, the Big Blog aka the Blogster has spoken. Since Piglet has been brought up once again, maybe Cl Shihantha would give us some deep insight into this, his area of expertise. But will Doofi understand the complex forces at work in the Hundred Acre Wood? Will he need a compass?

I demand that we silence those who oppose the freedom of speech!

Ok this is getting silly. This is not what blogs are for. Blogs are to share your intellectual ideas and thoughts and discuss current news. Or even discuss the principles and virtuous conduct of Piglet. Not to insult and defame fellow bloggers. So I suggest people blog some useful information here. Oh but wait … Ranil’s here. Is he capable of that?

Nah... Doofi is just jealous. Go Ctrl-Alt-Del yourself, Doofi. Heh heh.

All this blogging is getting Ranil very excited. He is utilizing all his skills to create this blog. In fact, he is learning new skills. today, he learnt, Ctrl F lets you search for a text string on a web site.

I've let Doofi in here against my better judgement. All hell could break loose now given the already high clown factor.

Has anyone read the Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff? If not, I demand to know why not. This is totally unacceptable.

Why is St Vandoofus obsessed with Pooh and Piglet? This doesn't make sense. I'm counter-blogging now btw, Doofi. This is all your fault.

This is slander, libelous and actionable X-(

ha ha... yes I did check out the link... but look what I found... he he...
> I was right. He didn't like it. He is fuming. He is threatening to counter-blog.
> # posted by eshan : 8:59 AM
> Ranil, the extremely loud nerd, and professor of everything, checked out loud cloud
> today. He probably won't like this blog tit bits but I am sure others will.
> He generally doesn't appreciate being called a nerd. But he is.
> # posted by eshan : 8:57 AM

There's no need to hoot, Cl Shihantha. Are you working today? You might want to visit LoudCloud There's some buffoonery involving WT Pooh and Piglet. I thought you might like to know >:)

ranil hoooooooooooo...

I'm currently indisposed due to exceptions issued by /dev/stomach0... However, I have disturbing 5MP equipment to keep me company. Buwaaaaaahahaha!