BTBOTP X-(+++ Anyway, let's see if you can do a better job. From the looks of your motto, I doubt it. It's gonna be the same old unga bunga bunga. In more important news, I've taken over the Empire of Bogusa. Cl Teddybert, take note >:)

I just conquered Srilanka. hehehe
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=srilanka

Talking of mass destruction, we're researching a cheese-based weapon: the Cheese of Mass Destruction if you like. You will note that an 'infernal device in the form of a cheese' was used to blow up the pirate ship in Asterix in Corsica. The military potential of cheese has been largely neglected over the years, until now... We're proposing to build a low-yield device (about 2 Kilo cows) for starters. If you don't like this, hard cheese. Those who oppose our plans for world domination will end up in quite a fondue. BUWAAAAHAHAHA!

I object to being called spinless... I can spin as well as the next guy so take that back... and as for your loudcloudland... (what kind of a name is that I ask you...)... I spit on your country... bwahahahahaha... my WMDs are ready to destroy you... and I have just increased spending on the military... so there!!!

T-4 days and counting for menace Timmy.

Ouch... Shi, I think he slandered you. As for you Doofi, don't make me send Arnold over there to clean house. :p

Check this out. This is turning out to be like the elections in Republic of CircusOne. I was going to add 'and that other pathetic, dismal excuse for a country called something like oogha chaka which is run by a queer, spinless, dreadful coward of a dictator who can't perform in any bed room activity' but I remembered they dont have any.

Welcome to the Carlifornia Republic! And we thought this was a circus! Do you think I should run for Governor? Heh heh...

Fine, let's see you run a country better than the Republic of CircusOne, Cl Shihantha. Heh heh... Is your currency going to be the Soft Toy?

hi peeps... I'm back... and yes I do agree with Clown Eshan... (incidentally I am told that his name happens to be pronounced Ishan... but no one knows why he is named Eshan when actually naming him Ishan would have saved the world a lot of hassle...) we should get back to the more useful information like that of the pig... oh and this new country that Ranil has created is totally bogus...

Yeah. I'm told he has a map of the er... district in question. I'll leave the rest to your fertile imagination Doofi...

What's he doing in Bangkok? Sight seeing up and down Sukhumvit?

The Cl Suren has been exported to Bangkok. This probably isn't a good thing as far as Bangkok is concerned, but it should be pretty quiet here. I think the exhibitionist is still grounded as well, so let's enjoy it while we can. Teddybert & Co., has become more bogus (if that's at all possible). I ordered porcupines, and they shipped me an armadillo. And their customer service is in skunk-emulation mode...

This appears to be a silent blog. Clowns have been grounded.

Where is everyone? What kind of a blog is this?

Doofi discovered interesting new information about pigs yesterday. Well, that's what he says. I think Doofi has known this all along--at least that would explain this obsession. As for the rest of the clowns, they appear to be a sorry bunch who can't do a blogging thing.

Oh no ... No bloging about PCWorld or any other tech trash. Please try to stick to useful information only, such as ... pigs!

Gaaaah! I find this statement by PCWorld disturbing:

NVidia wins our Sir, Would You Mind Turning Down Your Graphics Board Award for its GeForce FX 5800 Ultra--a graphics board with a fan loud enough to scare away some hard-core gamers who don't even flinch at the zombies in Doom anymore.

When will this madness end? X-( Fidel has already outlawed this in Havana.

February 26th, 1996 to be exact. It feels like almost a lifetime ago. And yet this inexplicable fascination with the porcine kind remains to the present day...

Deviating from the recent topics, a wise man once wrote:

Another successful day.
Two assignments completed.
Extensions not required.
Project well within the schedule.
Prototype working perfectly.
Revision of all subjects well under control.
Looking forward to the final examinations.
And pigs are all set and ready to fly.

- Wise Man, Circa 1996