Removal of the cranium will fix this.
- Gordon to Kahuna, proposing a highly invasive procedure to relieve a minor irritation of Cranial Nerve VII.
Seriously, drink something healthy. I would start with Coke if I were you.
- The Regulator, objecting to Kahuna’s consumption of green tea.
Are you asking me to unveil the Regulator?
- Kahuna to the Monster, querying the latter’s dubious motives.
Athigaru mugatipathythumagen awasaraii [May it please His Excellency the Keeper of the Mongoose].
- Kahuna, opening his State of the Circus Address.
Hiss!
- Gordon, objecting to Kahuna’s opening remarks with a blatant spirant.
I'm divine.
- The Regulator, establishing her credentials.
Your response time is the most bogus in the solar system. I'm getting better round-trip time to Pluto.
- Kahuna, taking an astronomical view of Gordon’s instant messaging response time.
Balls still frozen?
- Kahuna to Vandoofus, querying the temperature in New York.
I finally dug my car out. The street cleaning trucks dumped all the snow on the side, so it was buried in about four feet of snow.
- Vandoofus, reporting the weather from New York after record snowfall.
They are providing an armed escort for me to get out of this hole.
- Timmy, reporting on being at the receiving end of things for a change.
At this rate, we'll have to meet in Geneva for dinner.
- Gordon to Kahuna, after a particularly violent dinner planning session.
I strongly believe it’s been overlooked as a venue for solving international conflict.
- Gordon, on Barbados and the need to foster discord such that it may be resolved there.
Smooch my ass.
- Vandoofus to Kahuna, on receiving an unsolicited smooch on St Valentine’s day.
Real life does not proceed according to your bloody Gantt chart.
- Gordon’s Critical Path Observation.
A one-inch screw and part of a hacksaw blade were extracted from the tyre this morning.
- Gordon, reporting significant overnight deflation.
You should be switched off if you ask me.
- Gordon, taking a decidedly hardline view of Kahuna’s existence.
Pissing on the statue might have been more appropriate.
- Gordon, on being informed that busts of the Scourges of the Nation had received a flatulent tribute from Kahuna.
I'm currently rotating polygons in confined spaces.
- Kahuna, reporting topological complexities in bathroom design using Visio.
Is that a technical term for jacking off?
- Gordon, arriving at a topologically obtuse conclusion from Kahuna statement.
No doubt you picked up a few terms from him and went and harassed the other vendors.
- Gordon to Kahuna, raising serious questions regarding the latter’s knowledge of cathodic protection.
Then again, you don't know your primary master from your secondary slave.
- Kahuna, accusing Huggles of a botched hard disk drive configuration.
