— Vandoofus, disapproving of Kahuna turning up in the wee hours.
I will do as I please.
— Kahuna, in his own defense.
You need to get spanked. Er wait, you might like that.
— Vandoofus, having second thoughts on disciplining Kahuna.
I have stopped spinning.
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on regaining control of his vestibular system.
So now you're a non-rotating black hole?
— Kahuna to Vandoofus, reaching an extremely dense conclusion.
She had a bow and arrows in the car, what do you expect?
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on the Admiral gaining unsanctioned ingress to his building.
I will send Akio Toyoda over to beat you senseless with an accelerator pedal.
— Kahuna to Gordon, seeking speedy dispute resolution.
Sorry, the Bill of Rights does not cover 1080p.
— Kahuna, dismissing Gordon's contention that HDTV was well within his rights.
Thus proving he doesn't require authorization from resident fruit bats to do anything.
— Gordon, learning of Kahuna being bypassed in formulating the household IPTV policy by His Paternal One.
Have you negotiated with your father to not set parental controls on the device?
— Gordon to Kahuna, adding insult to injury.
I will compile the unabridged and unedited version of your biography to be presented to your offspring.
— Kahuna to Gordon, retaliating with the threat of releasing sensitive information.
SLT has also provided catnip for the household feline.
— Kahuna to Gordon, noting value-added services for cats bundled with IPTV.
Mama baya ne!
— Diya Rakusa, defying Kahuna's threat of disclosing his decidedly colorful past.
And you expect all of us to come pick you up at the airport?
— Kahuna, outraged at Vandoofus demanding an entourage on arrival from the orient.
Not a wise course of action on the Ides of March, methinks.
— Kahuna, issuing a veiled threat on receipt of a general insult from Gordon.
Why is he the Genie?
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, questioning the Genie Identity.
He likes to be rubbed.
— Kahuna, enlightening Vandoofus on the Way of the Genie.
Oh? Are you Alladin?
— Vandoofus, taking a dim view of Kahuna's role in the Way of the Genie.
That was a sub-optimal blow job.
— Kahuna to Vandoofus, concluding that the blowhole (hummanaya) in Kudawala sucked after a decidedly feeble performance.
You can see Niagara Falls for free.
— Gordon to Kahuna, on being told of the daylight robbery legislated by the Tangalle Pradeshiya Sabha in charging admission to view the blowhole.
Not to mention the quasi-bogus visitor center that seems to be modeled after some species of octopus.
— Kahuna to Gordon, critiquing the Tangalle Pradeshiya Sabha's cephalopod-inspired architecture.
Will you abuse the words 'blow' and 'hole'?
— Gordon to Kahuna, noting high potential for buffoonery presented by current events.
If I get any better I will code myself out of the matrix.
— Vandoofus's Superlative Programming Dilemma.
Maybe your code will work if you get better.
— Kahuna's Corollary to Vandoofus's Superlative Programming Dilemma.
I see a guy wearing pink slippers; hope he messes with me.
— The Genie to Kahuna, spotting a suitable victim in his continuing quest for needless violence.
I read your messages to my wife.
— Huggles, voicing displeasure at insinuations made about his technical skills in Kahuna's communications with HRH.
Did you know that Yoda's voice and Miss Piggy's voice is the same?
— The Admiral to Kahuna, discovering the dark secrets of Frank Oz.
Bring this up now, do you?
— Kahuna, displeased at the Admiral's inconvenient discoveries.
