— Vandoofus, establishing his credentials.
No, no, my snake was played with a while ago.
— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, pleading no contest to snake charming.
Unbloggable content usually implies me.
— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, attempting to amass rights to all questionable content.
Do you want half-naked pics of Darth Teddy posted on the Circus?
— Kahuna to Vandoofus, lobbying for a private blog.
I don't want them posted anywhere.
— Vandoofus, vetoing Kahuna's bid for a private blog.
I see you're engaging in religious observances.
— Kahuna, noting Darth Teddy engrossed in premier league football.
Nonsense, your accusations are false: I never stopped.
— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being accused of being on the prowl again.
Your imagination should be put on a leash.
— Gordon, seething over Kahuna's latest defamatory posting.
You will note I am entitled to pay tax here, but not to vote.
— Gordon to Kahuna, taking a dim view of the land of the free.
Now all we need is to interface this with the ICBM guidance system.
— Kahuna to Darth Ching, proposing ballistic missile delivery to IP address using www.ip-adress.com.
Having an accident in the rain in a 150 mph device with a load of lithium-ion batteries could get quite interesting.
— Gordon, assessing the impact of a high-speed collision in a Tesla Roadster under wet weather conditions.
Will these batteries be made by the explosives manufacturer, Sony?
— Kahuna, querying the source of the Tesla Roadster's lithium-ion batteries.
Are you lighting the bonfires? No doubt you will be leading the cattle home shortly.
— Kahuna, seeking to implicate Gordon in an ancient Samhain ritual.
I have stockpiled chocolate.
— Gordon, announcing preparations for Halloween.
It is anti-social behavior to turn away kids that may turn up at ones doorstep by E Scrooge.
— Gordon's Halloween Principle.
If your identity was known, it would be law enforcement turning up at your doorstep.
— Kahuna's Corollary to Gordon's Halloween Principle.
As whom are you dressing up tonight? Or will you be scaring people as is?
— Kahuna, questioning Gordon's Halloween dress code.
Your broomstick license has been approved; keep out of the no fly zones.
— Kahuna, announcing FAA clearance for Gordon's B-82 Stratosweeper.
Someone should stick a broomstick up your ass.
— Gordon, proposing to deal with Kahuna à la Rumsfeld.
You will also note that capacitor polarities are clearly marked on the board.
— Kahuna to Gordon, pointing out significant safety features of the Apple iMac G5 midplane.
Like a nuclear winter.
— Gordon to Kahuna, on being asked about the weather in Tehran.
Did you try multi-party talks?
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on being told of Gordon's refusal to negotiate.
Is that like an orgy?
— Kahuna to Vandoofus, on the definition of multi-party talks.
Oh, I was chatting with Gordon yesterday. He is still determined to pursue nuclear technology.
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, noting a breakdown in multi-party talks.
A Plutonium Delight?
— Vandoofus to Kahuna, suggesting a deadly dessert from Kim's.
Yeah, topped with caesium.
— Kahuna to Vandoofus, selecting a decidedly explosive topping for the Plutonium Delight.
We will go for option one, option two seems too easy.
— Darth Teddy, opting for the Sour Cream Apple Pie with Streusel Topping rather than the Ice Cream with Rum Sauce for dessert at Kahuna's.
Keep an eye on the tart.
— DCI Kahuna, instructing DS Darth Teddy to place an apple pie in the oven under surveillance.
I'm taking a break from females.
— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, announcing an abrupt policy reversal.
Squirrels might not have been harmed, but I'm sure a few were blinded.
— Darth Teddy, taking a dim view of Kahuna's squirrel photography.
Hogwash. I've always been armed with a pencil and ruler.
— Kahuna, denying Darth Teddy's allegations of not knowing when to draw the line.
It looks like they've missed the polonium while they were confiscating liquids.
— Kahuna, commenting on radiation being detected aboard British Airways aircraft after the Litvinenko affair.
Now you'll be frisked with a Geiger counter at the airport and all those Rolex watches with radium dials confiscated.
— Gordon, predicting an elevated level of lunacy in air travel.
Do you think my portrayal of Kim in KGM9 is Oscar-worthy?
— Kahuna to Gordon, eying an Academy Award for his role as an unstable despot.
It's interesting that none of your bungles are included.
— Darth Teddy, accusing Kahuna of expunging His unquotable quotes from the official record.
Would you like me to align Saturn in a more favorable manner so you can proceed?
— Kahuna, offering to move planets to mobilize a procrastinating Gordon.
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