REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- In breaking developments, the existence of an unauthorized Clown School headed by a person calling himself the Jester (holy #@$%, Batman!) has come to light. Born in the Year of the Monkey, among the sordid interests of this person appear to be sex drugs. This interest appears to be unique within the blogging community and a rise in the sildenafil citrate futures market remains unlikely. The treacherous Monster also appears to be in league with this individual.
In comments to the media, Kahuna declared that the sublime arts of clowning and buffoonery were natural traits that could not be taught in schools. He added that cease and desist orders would be issued shortly and reserved His right to arm bears and scramble the flying attack porcupines.
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3 comments:
The jester finds the “Kahuna’s” reaction very amusing….This Kahuna is a funny little man indeed. A true clown, only surpassed in buffoonery by the “Real Kahuna”
Three cheers for “Kahuna” ....
Once more the “Jester” has demonstrated that he is at One with the Less Clued. Kahuna laughs at your feeble rejoinder. Ha ha. The "Jester" is advised to re-calibrate his senses by applying 240VAC to the extremities. This correctly depolarizes /dev/body0 in almost all cases as proven by Dr Bunsen Honeydew's shocking experiments (minor discomfort has been reported by his assistant Beaker). Having said that, the "Jester" will do well check up on Kahuna’s proven track record when it comes to buffoonery. Your current employer, Professor Gordon will bear witness. Grin(), mode=evil. Have you graduated from your Clown School yet?
No doubt you've noticed that the last comment was spam. I hope the next psychic who spams us will see the Molotov cocktail in their not-too-distant future X-(
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