Et in Bogusa Ego

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- With the dawn of the new year out the rubble of the last bogus one, it is indeed a pity that the most intelligent form of life on this planet continue to behave like idiots. Perhaps this year will be better than the last. Sadly, the latest forecast remains negative.

For those who do not have the time, Kahuna wishes them the Gift of Time bundled with a Cesium clock. For those who cannot see the light, a bullock cart of Magnesium flares at twenty paces. And for those who lack values, 3.6 million stolen nickels airdropped on their sorry behinds.

Samuel Clemens once said:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

It appears no one listened. Typical human behavior.

For Himself, Kahuna wishes for patience that He may tolerate those who do not have the time, cannot see light and have no values to speak of. Nah, scratch that. Gimme a shovel to bury 'em. Et in Bogusa Ego.