GANEMULLA, Sri Lanka -- Evidence has surfaced implicating the portly arch-zoologist Professor Gordon in a new web of intrigue involving high-speed automobile usage:
Gordon : Were you responsible for the large spider
that manifested on my windscreen in the
midst of traffic? X-(
Kahuna : Indeed
Gordon : I thought as much X-(
Kahuna : Was it a very large arachnid?
Gordon : Quite
Kahuna : Then it was the one I commissioned
Gordon : You remember I sent a photo which scared
[the Teddybear] once? One of that type
Kahuna : This is quite a large instance of said
object class
Gordon : The RSPCA will hear about this. Said
spider was subjected to winds exceeding
100 kmph[1] X-(
Kahuna : The fact that you did not slow down despite
said spider being exposed to a force 10
gale will be part of the RSPCA report
Gordon : I slowed down[2] when I saw it X-(
Kahuna : You will be charged with attempted
arachnicide X-(
Gordon : And you with criminal abuse of spiders
Kahuna : Murderer!No spiders were harmed during the course of this production.
[1] Incontrovertible evidence of a highway code violation.
[2] Corroborating evidence of [1] above.
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