PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Kahuna was poking around in His vast archives when He came across a conversation that took place last year with Darth Teddy. Needless to say, this one ruffled more than a few feathers with some extremely fowl references:
Darth Teddy (DT): Are you fowling around?
Kahuna (K): There is no need to make birdbrained assumptions.
DT: Nonsense, you are clucking around.
K: You're being quite a cock about this X-(
DT: Well its better than being a bird on a wire.
K: I'll tar and feather you X-(
DT: That's a load of poppycock.
K: Bah, you were preening around like a peacock.
DT: Rubbish, you seem to be displaying your birdbrain.
K: You're getting quite batty X-(
DT: You sound like you are after a night with one Snuffleupagus X-(
K: Oh and this from the serial humper? X-(
DT: I will slay you like the road runner by Acme.
K: You will be too busy mounting to do anything else.
DT: Bah, quite a fowl statement.
K: Fowl, but true X-(
DT: This is all circumstantial.
K: I will decorate you with the Order of the Energizer Bunny with French Ticklers if you persist X-(
DT: I have already decorated said bunny.
K: Oh? Dare I ask what with?
DT: No, you may not.
K: I see you've made a big mess again X-(
DT: Eh? Where?
K: Where else X-(
DT: Bah, you have no proof.
K: Oh, I think fifty rubbers is more than enough proof.
DT: Bah, nonsense.
K: Where are the rubbers then? X-(
DT: I don't know what you are talking about.
K: Let me send you some more then.
DT: Gah, whatever are you talking about?
K: Just don't open any packages in public :-P
DT: Very well.
On that dodgy note, we conclude this post, which is incidentally piloting our new dialog format.
In related news, it is believed that the Allegedly Cuddly One is on the prowl once more, this time armed with a digital SLR in addition to his anaconda.
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