Picturesque Kyleakin

Picturesque Kyleakin (Copyright (cc) 2005 B Kahuna) 

KYLEAKIN, Isle of Skye -- More photographs from the picturesque Kyleakin^[1] harbor visited by Kahuna and Darth Teddy towards the end of summer in 2005. The water was calm enough in some places to form almost perfect reflections. The last photograph shows the ruins of Castle Moil in the background.

It is believed that Darth Teddy attempted to get Kahuna intoxicated at the King Haakon Bar on the last night spent on the island. However, to this day, little is known about what transpired, thereafter.

Captured on 10^th September 2005 using a Sony CyberShot DSC-V1.

More stories and photographs from the Isle of Skye can be found here.

^[1] Pronounced Kyle-AH-Kin. Called Caol Acain in Gaelic, meaning the Strait of Haakon, is named after King Haakon IV of Norway. 

Kahuna Denies Allegations, Hits Back

REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- In a press release issued a short while ago, Kahuna categorically denied St Vandoofus's accusations of megalomania and abuse of power. Calling the charges "ludicrous," He added that Vandoofus was engaging in divisive partisan politics and mud-slinging to cover up his role in the ongoing economic meltdown. He also accused Vandoofus of getting cozy with Governor Palin, saying that "it would take more than moose stew to fix this mess."

Noting that the First Amendment guaranteed the freedom of speech and not the freedom of silence, Kahuna said that "Vandoofus doesn't get it." He added that He was ready for any debate and would vigorously defend His position. He also refused to rule out His constitutional right to use armed bears.

KNN will continue to bring you live coverage of this developing situation.

Freedom of Non-expression

NUEVA YORK, USA -- I have been threatened. The megalomaniacal dictator of the Circus, Big Kahuna, has threatened to kick me out of the Circus if I fail to express myself in the blog. But clearly, the freedom of expression bestowed upon the citizens of the Circus by its constitution also gives the right to not express one's self. So, I have decided to invite Kahuna to 48 hours of continuous debate in which I will challenge his authority and make the case for impeachment.

(I have requested Governor Palin's assistance to formulate flash cards to be used in the debate.)