Kahuna Denies Allegations, Hits Back

REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- In a press release issued a short while ago, Kahuna categorically denied St Vandoofus's accusations of megalomania and abuse of power. Calling the charges "ludicrous," He added that Vandoofus was engaging in divisive partisan politics and mud-slinging to cover up his role in the ongoing economic meltdown. He also accused Vandoofus of getting cozy with Governor Palin, saying that "it would take more than moose stew to fix this mess."

Noting that the First Amendment guaranteed the freedom of speech and not the freedom of silence, Kahuna said that "Vandoofus doesn't get it." He added that He was ready for any debate and would vigorously defend His position. He also refused to rule out His constitutional right to use armed bears.

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