Kahuna Returns, Confirms Dark Deeds

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- In a press conference held a short while ago, Kahuna announced that He had returned from His joint Caledonian Expedition with the supposedly cuddly Darth Teddy. Kahuna also confirmed reports that He had joined the Dark Side and would now be known as Darth Kahuna. He declined to provide reasons for this shocking revelation, but promised to bring to light details of the expedition in the weeks to come. This is widely expected to involve a hunt for the Loch Ness Monster and a harrowing escape from the cat-infested desolation of Bernicedale.

Analysts were quick to welcome the move and pointed out that regular blog features such as mud slinging at Professor Gordon, could also be expected to resume in the near future.