Thursday, September 29, 2005

Darth Teddy will Shed Light, for a Price

RATMALANA, Sri Lanka -- We caught up with DT earlier today and he told us that he is indeed able to provide and insight as to why the clown formerly known as Kahuna (Big) has joined the dark side. However this will only be done at a price said the cuddly Bear with bids starting at 25 cuddles.

Also DT would like to apologize to the cats at Bernisdale for DK's apparent deterioration in spelling abilities in regard to their residency.

And now for the weather with Ms. Summer Lovin...

4 comments:

eshan said...

Please spare the trouble and continue with whatever that you people do may it be hugging, cuddling or having group sex scotland.

Big Kahuna said...

Are you feeling left out?

eshan said...

yes. fortunately.

Darth Teddy said...

Sounds like someone is feeling left out ... give me a minute ... I'll send Nessie up to New York to satisfy your lonesome ...