BTWOKT X-( You have gone to great lengths to support illegal Unicode symbols. Might I remind you that it will be quite a while before you can write "pizza" in any acceptable form :p However, your use of the string constant ".|.." is unacceptable. It appears your thumb is bogus.

The previously blog( )ed camera antagonist code has been reviewed to be "QB" due to the following reasons:

#1. The #include statement expects a filename :
Yet a '{' is given instead, #include <nonstdio.h> or #include "nonstdio.h" is appropriate.

#2. The code is not International-enabled (Unicode enabled) :
That is, the so called approved code will not allow for "Fayannas and Zayannas" x(!
Your antagonism towards other languages is quite evident! x(

#3. Incorrect string constant :
One will also notice that the string "..|.." is to be replaced with the string constant ".|.." for obvious reasons, i.e. one can only see 3 clenched fingers when giving the finger.

Hence the following code:

#define _UNICODE
#include <nonstdio.h> //Corrected Syntax
#include <tchar.h> //For Generic-Text Mappings

int main(void)
{

Issue(GetNearestCamera(),_T(".|.."));
AHA();
return 0;

}

Please note the approved camera antagonist code below:

#include {nonstdio.h}
int main(void)
{

Issue(GetNearestCamera(), "..|..");
AHA();
return 0;

}

Ah... this is the excerpt from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy I was looking for: it involves Sirius Cybernetics Corporation elevators and is hilarious :))++

MEGABRANTIS, Brantis-Vogan Cluster -- A press release from the Bogusan Empire today revealed a multi-bahzillion megabuck deal with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (SCC) for a comprehensive solution involving automated doors, elevators and vending machines outfitted with their Genuine People Personalities (GPP) feature. According to information from the marketing department of the SCC:

The corporation's 'Genuine People Personalities' make interacting with objects such as doors and teasmades a new and exciting adventure. Or very irritating, depending on your frame of mind. Doors will always open politely, and it will be their pleasure to serve your entrance and exit needs. Their Happy Vertical People Transporters - or Lifts - are fitted with the most recent precognition software, allowing them to be on the floor you want, before you know you want it!

A spokesmonkey from the Subhuman Resources division of the Bogusan Empire said this latest deal was designed to further infuriate employees and increase stockholder value. No comment was offered when asked to substantiate rumors that management was being replaced with trained monkeys and robots.

Their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws - the principle to which is attributed the galaxy-wide success of the the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

In retrospect, what Descartes should have said is "I think, therefore I am bogus."

We will be taking a maintenance window for all surveillance cameras from 12:00-12:15 hours. Camera feed will not be available during the period and all employees are required to freeze in their positions to avoid activity that cannot be monitored.

Yes, but the extra airbags must go!
Pop( ) Pop( ) Pop( ) Pop( )

My Hummer H1 can climb over 24-inch walls and has a Central Tire Inflation System (CTIS). Does this conform to corporate policy?

Welcome to Bogolever. Please pop your hood. Aaaaaaaargh! Non compliance... Disable cylinder #4 or depart.

Announcement from HR: Surveillance cameras will be installed in all loos to ensure employees wash hands after using the facilities.

Welcome to Bogusa. You are being watched. Please smile for the camera and provide a DNA sample to clock-in.

Attempts to herd cats has turned out to be highly irritating.

Welcome to Bogusa. Please strip.

The Monster will graduate tomorrow at a ceremony which can only be described as ... monstrous. I intend to be present, armed of course.

BTBOTP X-(+++ Anyway, let's see if you can do a better job. From the looks of your motto, I doubt it. It's gonna be the same old unga bunga bunga. In more important news, I've taken over the Empire of Bogusa. Cl Teddybert, take note >:)

I just conquered Srilanka. hehehe
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=srilanka

Talking of mass destruction, we're researching a cheese-based weapon: the Cheese of Mass Destruction if you like. You will note that an 'infernal device in the form of a cheese' was used to blow up the pirate ship in Asterix in Corsica. The military potential of cheese has been largely neglected over the years, until now... We're proposing to build a low-yield device (about 2 Kilo cows) for starters. If you don't like this, hard cheese. Those who oppose our plans for world domination will end up in quite a fondue. BUWAAAAHAHAHA!

I object to being called spinless... I can spin as well as the next guy so take that back... and as for your loudcloudland... (what kind of a name is that I ask you...)... I spit on your country... bwahahahahaha... my WMDs are ready to destroy you... and I have just increased spending on the military... so there!!!

T-4 days and counting for menace Timmy.

Ouch... Shi, I think he slandered you. As for you Doofi, don't make me send Arnold over there to clean house. :p

Check this out. This is turning out to be like the elections in Republic of CircusOne. I was going to add 'and that other pathetic, dismal excuse for a country called something like oogha chaka which is run by a queer, spinless, dreadful coward of a dictator who can't perform in any bed room activity' but I remembered they dont have any.

Welcome to the Carlifornia Republic! And we thought this was a circus! Do you think I should run for Governor? Heh heh...

Fine, let's see you run a country better than the Republic of CircusOne, Cl Shihantha. Heh heh... Is your currency going to be the Soft Toy?

hi peeps... I'm back... and yes I do agree with Clown Eshan... (incidentally I am told that his name happens to be pronounced Ishan... but no one knows why he is named Eshan when actually naming him Ishan would have saved the world a lot of hassle...) we should get back to the more useful information like that of the pig... oh and this new country that Ranil has created is totally bogus...

Yeah. I'm told he has a map of the er... district in question. I'll leave the rest to your fertile imagination Doofi...

What's he doing in Bangkok? Sight seeing up and down Sukhumvit?

The Cl Suren has been exported to Bangkok. This probably isn't a good thing as far as Bangkok is concerned, but it should be pretty quiet here. I think the exhibitionist is still grounded as well, so let's enjoy it while we can. Teddybert & Co., has become more bogus (if that's at all possible). I ordered porcupines, and they shipped me an armadillo. And their customer service is in skunk-emulation mode...

This appears to be a silent blog. Clowns have been grounded.

Where is everyone? What kind of a blog is this?

Doofi discovered interesting new information about pigs yesterday. Well, that's what he says. I think Doofi has known this all along--at least that would explain this obsession. As for the rest of the clowns, they appear to be a sorry bunch who can't do a blogging thing.

Oh no ... No bloging about PCWorld or any other tech trash. Please try to stick to useful information only, such as ... pigs!

Gaaaah! I find this statement by PCWorld disturbing:

NVidia wins our Sir, Would You Mind Turning Down Your Graphics Board Award for its GeForce FX 5800 Ultra--a graphics board with a fan loud enough to scare away some hard-core gamers who don't even flinch at the zombies in Doom anymore.

When will this madness end? X-( Fidel has already outlawed this in Havana.

February 26th, 1996 to be exact. It feels like almost a lifetime ago. And yet this inexplicable fascination with the porcine kind remains to the present day...

Deviating from the recent topics, a wise man once wrote:

Another successful day.
Two assignments completed.
Extensions not required.
Project well within the schedule.
Prototype working perfectly.
Revision of all subjects well under control.
Looking forward to the final examinations.
And pigs are all set and ready to fly.

- Wise Man, Circa 1996

Doofi has finally decoded 13=UFS, and passed out in ecstasy.

Hey Shi, Doofi is curious to know stuff about you. I mean you being virtuous and all that.

Hey hoooooooo, ok ok.. So you guys missed me... Awww that's soo sweet... Anyways, Doofi, how did the hunt for the apples go??? I think bunyan had an abundance of apples... Saw him last carting a load in a wheelbarrow... And yes I knew that piglet had a robe of some sort but he never wears underwear... That's what I was talking about... Makes life easy as an exhibitionist...

Today has been a bogus day. Doofi has been hunting for apples, but not in the Hundred Acre Wood. Teddybert has refused to blog and shall be tormented with daily invitations until his mail quota is exhausted. Shi is probably being virtuous somewhere. The Menace is absconding and Cl Suren has been making a nuisance of himself to the general public. Oh yeah, I've been making life unpleasent for other people...

Shocking! You people don’t seem to know your pigs. … Or your puppets. I am having second thoughts about contributing to this blog. Is my vast knowledge on this kind of worthy subjects wasted on an audience like you?

Makes me wonder if you watched an R-rated release of said programmes. This would certainly explain a number of things.

These children I tell you .......

That's supposed to be a children's programme, you deviant X-(

A thousand apologies ........ What was I thinking ....... Muppets .... Sesame Street ...... the only thing missing is a large yellow bird that wants to hump a pre-historic pachyderm .......

Clown, Miss Piggy was on the Muppet Show by the late Jim Henson. Piglet is from the Hundred Acre Wood by WT Pooh. You're causing literary chaos. As for you, Cl Shihantha, you will note that Piglet is garbed in some form of robe: Your logic is flawed! Heh heh.

Just a quick Question ... would piglet be any relation to Miss. Piggy on Sesame Street ? For example was it an offspring of Her and Kermit the frog ? 'cause if you remember Miss Piggy had a pretty heavy thing for Kermit ......

Quark Dance anyone? Doofi, since you crave information, you might like to go on a Particle Adventure. Yaaaaaawn. I feel sleepy.

Egad! This is the most absurd thing I've heard today. Doofi, you'd better deal with this one: you know Piglet better than any of us. Shi, I take it you were being virtuous (according to your definition) last Saturday when Timmy and I visited? You know the time we had to solve your master/slave mixup? Heh heh...

aha...

Main Entry: vir·tu·ous
Pronunciation: 'v&r-ch&-w&s, 'v&rch-w&s
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 : POTENT, EFFICACIOUS
2 a : having or exhibiting virtue b : morally excellent : RIGHTEOUS
3 : CHASTE
synonym see MORAL

If you look at no 2 it clearly shows you how piglet is virtuous...
"having or exibiting"... have you ever seen piglet wear any clothes???... I thought not
therefore he is clearly an exhibitionist... and voila... that makes him virtuous...
thank you ladies and gentlemen... thank you

ahem...
since my expert opinion has been sought in this regard I shall consider educating you intellectually crippled excuses for human beings (hi ranil)... piglet is virtuous because... err... whats virtuous???.. brb

Nonsense... It's a free country. I shall now abscond to make a menace of myself in the garden armed with a Charge-Coupled Device. Photons beware!

It's 10:25am and the Menace has joined this blog. All is lost. Flee! Flee!

Um... Shi, how is Piglet virtuous?

Doofi, the Big Blog aka the Blogster has spoken. Since Piglet has been brought up once again, maybe Cl Shihantha would give us some deep insight into this, his area of expertise. But will Doofi understand the complex forces at work in the Hundred Acre Wood? Will he need a compass?

I demand that we silence those who oppose the freedom of speech!

Ok this is getting silly. This is not what blogs are for. Blogs are to share your intellectual ideas and thoughts and discuss current news. Or even discuss the principles and virtuous conduct of Piglet. Not to insult and defame fellow bloggers. So I suggest people blog some useful information here. Oh but wait … Ranil’s here. Is he capable of that?

Nah... Doofi is just jealous. Go Ctrl-Alt-Del yourself, Doofi. Heh heh.

All this blogging is getting Ranil very excited. He is utilizing all his skills to create this blog. In fact, he is learning new skills. today, he learnt, Ctrl F lets you search for a text string on a web site.

I've let Doofi in here against my better judgement. All hell could break loose now given the already high clown factor.

Has anyone read the Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff? If not, I demand to know why not. This is totally unacceptable.

Why is St Vandoofus obsessed with Pooh and Piglet? This doesn't make sense. I'm counter-blogging now btw, Doofi. This is all your fault.

This is slander, libelous and actionable X-(

ha ha... yes I did check out the link... but look what I found... he he...
> I was right. He didn't like it. He is fuming. He is threatening to counter-blog.
> # posted by eshan : 8:59 AM
> Ranil, the extremely loud nerd, and professor of everything, checked out loud cloud
> today. He probably won't like this blog tit bits but I am sure others will.
> He generally doesn't appreciate being called a nerd. But he is.
> # posted by eshan : 8:57 AM

There's no need to hoot, Cl Shihantha. Are you working today? You might want to visit LoudCloud There's some buffoonery involving WT Pooh and Piglet. I thought you might like to know >:)

ranil hoooooooooooo...

I'm currently indisposed due to exceptions issued by /dev/stomach0... However, I have disturbing 5MP equipment to keep me company. Buwaaaaaahahaha!