MEGABRANTIS, Brantis-Vogan Cluster -- A press release from the Bogusan Empire today revealed a multi-bahzillion megabuck deal with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation (SCC) for a comprehensive solution involving automated doors, elevators and vending machines outfitted with their Genuine People Personalities (GPP) feature. According to information from the marketing department of the SCC:

The corporation's 'Genuine People Personalities' make interacting with objects such as doors and teasmades a new and exciting adventure. Or very irritating, depending on your frame of mind. Doors will always open politely, and it will be their pleasure to serve your entrance and exit needs. Their Happy Vertical People Transporters - or Lifts - are fitted with the most recent precognition software, allowing them to be on the floor you want, before you know you want it!

A spokesmonkey from the Subhuman Resources division of the Bogusan Empire said this latest deal was designed to further infuriate employees and increase stockholder value. No comment was offered when asked to substantiate rumors that management was being replaced with trained monkeys and robots.