Gordon Escapes after Lobster Tip-off

Night-vision cameras captured Gordon's spectacular escape in GITT

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- International master criminal and crackpot inventor, Professor Gordon narrowly escaped the long arm of the law last week and sped-off in his new automobile, the GITT Mk2. Wanted for questioning regarding an illegal banana plantation in the Bahamas, Gordon was about to be arrested by the local constabulary while dining at a popular seafood restaurant. However, the evil genius evaded arrest and made off at considerable speed in his vehicle.

It is widely believed that Gordon had been tipped-off by some form of message embedded in his lobster thermidor. The proprietors of the seafood establishment, however, denied any involvement in the incident. Local law-enforcement officers are continuing investigations. Gordon was not available for comment.