Photographs of GITT Mk2 obtained covertly from the premises of Gordon Industries
KENDALIYADDAPALUWA, Ganemulla -- News breaking from the rural hideout of Professor Gordon indicates that the crackpot inventor is secretly constructing the Gordon Industries Twenty Thousand (GITT Mk2). The new vehicle, disguised as a Mazda Familia, is rumored to be fitted with a possibly stolen sequential transmission and fuel-injection system. This move away from carburetion has apparently been the key learning from Gordon's disastrous government-sponsored research program in Cuba. At least as far as his personal set of wheels is concerned.
Gordon is apparently making his way up to the Gordon Industries Forty Thousand, which he believes will be a GIFT. Critics however, disagreed stating that Gordon would get the GIST of things by the time he worked his way up to the Gordon Industries Sixty Thousand.
Gordon was not available for comment, having set the New Toy Protocol (NTP) bit. Kahuna, however, revealed that his operatives at the Bogusan Empire are armed with photographic equipment when GITT Mk2 is expected to make its debut. KNN will provide live coverage of the event.
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