PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- We now reveal a conversation between known squirrel-sympathizer Kahuna and Darth Teddy, a vociferous proponent of the anti-squirrel lobby:
Kahuna : In other news, I visited Bentota during
the weekend.
Darth Teddy : Ah, I see.
Kahuna : Indeed. The Bentota Beach Hotel to be
precise.
Darth Teddy : What for?
Kahuna : To photograph squirrels.
Darth Teddy : I see X-(
Darth Teddy : Completely bogus.
Kahuna : Now, now X-(
Kahuna : I have NB-complete photographs of
squirrels.
Darth Teddy : Nonsense, all photographs of squirrels
are bogus by default.
Kahuna : This is a highly contentious argument.
Kahuna : You will explain your thesis X-(
Darth Teddy : It’s not as argument. It’s a fact.
Kahuna : Nonsense, you do not have evidence to
establish an axiom.
Darth Teddy : Having to travel 45 minutes in wet
conditions to photograph rat-like
creatures is evidence enough X-(
Kahuna : X-(
Kahuna : I will take you on an expedition to the
Sinharaja to photograph leeches if you
persist with your thesis X-(
Darth Teddy : At least I haven't been there.
Kahuna : !@#$@#$#@$'
Kahuna : You're getting to be a handful early in
the morning X-(
Darth Teddy : You are engaging in bogus expeditions.
Kahuna : Bah! I have every right to engage in
photography of squirrels X-(
Darth Teddy : Indeed, I did not say that it was illegal
to be insane.
Kahuna : You're quite unruly this morning X-(
Darth Teddy : This is all your doing.
Kahuna : I think your anaconda is not getting out
enough X-(
Darth Teddy : I think yours hasn't gotten out at all.
Kahuna : That's what you think.
Darth Teddy : You might want to blog this conversation.The conversation become completely unbloggable from this point onwards and will be reserved for Kahuna's memoirs, significant chapters of which will be dedicated towards the antics of Darth Teddy.
No squirrels were harmed during the course of this production.
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