Blatant Plummet in Quality

WATFORD, United Kingdom -- BNN have been called in exclusively to perform an impartial review of Kahuna's (Big) last post which, for those of you that have been residing in another planet, is UQ32. This is the 32^nd in a series of extremely hilarious, but true quotes made by members (and some non-members, but close acquaintances) of the Circus.

However, this rendition of UQ is blatantly below the standard of the usual postings and in all fairness, an extremely poor attempt at what promised to be quality keyboardmanship.

Our critics at BNN have been shocked by the current release primarily because Darth Teddy makes only a single appearance whereas it is blatantly obvious that in a 3 month lull that he would have had a UQ series dedicated to himself. If our faithful readers look back on the UQ series they will see that DT plays a vital and extremely humorous part in proceedings, making it a blissful read for all concerned. In UQ32 we are talking bottom of the barrel as some material never before even thought to have been worthy of consideration have also been published. Shocking.

We will stop our review now as it is too painful to continue. In summary, we feel that the quality of UQ32 is well below par and a re-assessment will be made on UQ33 to see if it comes back to the quality that we have come to know and love.

Thank you come again.