The Kahuna-Darth Teddy Messages: Part 6 - The War of the Cheeses

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- A few weeks ago, Kahuna's cheese-loving senior canine instigated a skirmish with Darth Teddy. If you thought dairy products were safe, think again:

Kahuna      : Gah! The resident cheesehound has
              detected cheese in my scone and
              demanded its share.
Darth Teddy : You have a rat at home?
Kahuna      : Er no, this is a dog.
Darth Teddy : I see.
Kahuna      : It has a cheesetooth.
Darth Teddy : I see. Is this similar to a
              sabretooth?
Kahuna      : Yes, but with more affinity towards
              cultured dairy products.
Darth Teddy : I see.
Kahuna      : You sound cheesed off.
Darth Teddy : There is no reason to go goat about
              it.
Kahuna      : Now you're yakking.
Darth Teddy : You have no idea of the words you
              udder.
Kahuna      : As if ewe do X-(
Darth Teddy : I will launch you towards the Milky
              Way if you don't watch it.
Kahuna      : May Gouda help you when I'm through
              with you X-(
Darth Teddy : You will have trouble reaching me
              after I dispatch you to check if the
              moon is made out of Blue.
Kahuna      : Your Waterloo is long overdue if you
              ask me.
Darth Teddy : You will find your Testouri in a twist
              if you are not careful.
Kahuna      : I knew this was a Trappe X-(
Darth Teddy : Little do you know that this is only
              the beginning of the Saga.
Kahuna      : You will come to a sorry end on the
              Isle of Mull if you persist in this
              lunacy X-(
Darth Teddy : Don't make me feed you to the lions by
              Samso.
Kahuna      : I'm going to kick your Butte all the
              way to Tibet x-(
Darth Teddy : Not if I set my killer Picok on you
              first X-(
Kahuna      : My Tronchon will make short work of
              your Picok X-(
Darth Teddy : That will be no mean Feta, I can
              guarantee you of that.
Kahuna      : I promise you that you'll end up
              Pourly.
Darth Teddy : I Spitse in your face. Phtooey!
Kahuna      : Munster! X-(
Darth Teddy : Ha! You will keep saying that when I
              set Gorgonzola on you.
Kahuna      : My Longhorn will settle Gorgonzola's
              hash X-(
Darth Teddy : Your Longhorn will end up in Limburger
              shortly.
Kahuna      : This is a load of Buffalo if you ask
              me X-(
Darth Teddy : You watch you Tongue X-(
Kahuna      : BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :-p
Darth Teddy : I will now depart.
Kahuna      : Are you conceding? :-P
Darth Teddy : Er no, no.  I am going Panela.
              Good bye.
Kahuna      : Bye bye.

Much cheese was consumed during this production.