Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Kahuna-Gordon Messages - Part 22: The Way of Uranus (Featuring Dr Teddy)

ALPHARETTA, Georgia -- Where will Google go next with the Earth, Moon and Mars already mapped? Kahuna and Professor Gordon pondered this very question and ended up in unchartered territories necessitating a flashlight:

Kahuna (K): Google Moon? X-(
Gordon (G): Indeed I saw this. Google Uranus is around the corner no doubt.
K: I was just thinking.
G: That must be a new experience.
K: You will experience Google Uranus firsthand with a proctologist, if you don't watch it.
G: No doubt you will too, with Dr Teddy in Haputale.
K: I believe Dr Teddy's interests lie elsewhere.
G: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
K: Indeed; I believe it has not got laid for a while X-(
G: There you go.
K: X-(

Despite Gordon's misgivings, Dr Teddy was quite mildly-behaved in Haputale. However, this appears to have been a temporary aberration and the allegedly cuddly one is now understood to be frolicking at an undisclosed location.

No proctologists were harmed during this production.

1 comment:

Darth Teddy said...

looks like Gordon is gagging for some boy on boy action ... the things that come out about some people when you least expect it ... :D