Gordon Orchestrates Pluto Grab

MUMBAI, India -- In news breaking from the subcontinent, Kahuna accused crackpot inventor Professor Gordon of being the criminal mastermind behind the Pluto debacle.

Kahuna blamed Gordon’s incessant lobbying and strong-arm tactics prior to the International Astronomical Union meeting yesterday as the direct cause of Pluto being stripped of planetary status. Elaborating further, He added that Gordon’s motive was to drive down property values on Pluto and grab the former planet for his own nefarious use. He added that Gordon was “mopping up the highlands of Pluto” as He spoke.

Reacting shortly afterwards, a livid Gordon dismissed the allegations categorically saying that it was “the most outrageous story I have heard in my entire life.”

KNN will provide live coverage of this developing story.