The Way of the Anaconda

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- In news breaking from the tropics, it has been established beyond reasonable doubt that Darth Teddy is on the prowl:

Kahuna      : Good morning. Whip()
Darth Teddy : Why hello.
Kahuna      : *Gasp* You have awoken before the sun
              reaches zenith!
Darth Teddy : Yeah that.
Kahuna      : Would you like a dictionary?
Darth Teddy : I got my own thanks.  Always handy when
              you are in the vicinity.
Kahuna      : As are chastity belts when you are in
              the vicinity :-P
Darth Teddy : Obviously this is not the case
              considering my conquests.
Kahuna      : There are always those who don't listen
              to good advice.
Darth Teddy : This covers 99% of the population.
Kahuna      : Are you saying you did 99% of the
              population? X-(
Darth Teddy : Er no.  I am saying that many don't heed
              good advice.  In any form.
Kahuna      : A mongoose should sort you out.
Darth Teddy : Nonsense.  This is an anaconda not a
              cobra.  I will have the mongoose and
              his family for dessert.
Kahuna      : Might as well since your anaconda has
              not been fed for a while.
Darth Teddy : *FUME*
Kahuna      : *Grin* Bangkok?
Darth Teddy : Shouldn't we all :-L
Kahuna      : LOL. In your case, for the safety of
              others :-P
Darth Teddy : A fairly valid reason.
Kahuna      : Indeed. You're quite a handful even
              when you're not horny X-(
Darth Teddy : I try.
Kahuna      : I know X-(

Darth Teddy provided the anaconda used in this production.