KENDALIYADDAPALUWA, Ganemulla (ICBM Locator: Latitude=7.050N, Longitude=79.950E, Elevation=18m) -- In latest news, the Monster has revealed it bathes for 1.5 hours as it "has a lot to wash." This appears to be an ideal case for the Dyson Contrarotator. >:) Heh heh...