MEGABRANTIS, Brantis-Vogan Cluster -- A spokesmonkey for the Bogusan Empire today revealed continuing buffoonery in the sordid El Gordo affair. El Gordo has just destroyed a new Japanese screwdriver after only unscrewing four screws on his mobile phone. This took place while allegedly attempting to install a new cover. Experts speculated that this latest fiasco may have been caused by exceeding the torque limit of the screwdriver, having pudgy paws or using the screwdriver for purposes other than those envisaged by the manufacturer. This shocking disclosure has also caused the average MTBF of all known screwdrivers to be adjusted down towards four screws. Screwdriver manufacturers have proposed a class-action lawsuit against El Gordo who was not available for comment.