CACTUS, Texas -- In a press conference convened this evening, Kahuna announced that He had acquired controlling interest of the Clown School [BlogShares: ClownSchool] by purchasing 75% of outstanding shares on the BlockShares stock market. The deal is reported to be worth over worth over B$ 58,600 in cash. Clown School stock closed 37.56, up 17.09.
Explaining His acquisition, Kahuna said that He intended to take out the Jester, whose pastime appeared to be leaving “who died?” comments on blog posts. He added that He had the backing of powerful clowns in this latest strategic move. Analysts speculated that Kahuna may demand the resignation of the board of buffoons of the Clown School and name Huggles as his viceroy to the blog. The serial hugger was not available for comment.
Circus [BlogShares: The Circus] stock moved up 25.85 to close at 140.42.
2 comments:
Oh looks like some one has taken a trip to wonderland (or had a mite too much weed) building bogus blog portfolios with bogus 500$ bills ….The jester thinks the kahuna's monopoly addiction has taken a turn for the worse, the serial monopoly player has taken his addiction online and on to bogus blog shares ….(ROTFL)
We at the clownschool scoff [scoff scoff] at the very notion of this ludicrous take overbid, We recommend that the Khuna see a good shrink, may be the good doctor will accept bogus 500$ bills….
The last comment clearly proves why the Jester is still in Clown School and also why it has flunked Clownomics 101. We do however, note that the Jester has graduated from words to complete paragraphs. Do drop us a line when you graduate from Clown School and we'll help you descend Challenger Deep unaided by a bathyscaph. In case you’re wondering, the last sentence was a threat. But, do take it lightly. We like to surprise our customers.
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