Unquotable Quotes - Part 22

Unfortunately, I have to leave you gentlemen and go fine our newest operator.

- The Regulator, taking a short interlude to attend to business.

You won’t believe how difficult it is to set something on fire in this country.

- Vandoofus, announcing difficulty in destroying the damning Vandoofus Tapes.

I can't even practice my culinary skills without setting the darn thing off.

- Vandoofus, on the relationship with his fire alarm, particularly when preparing the Fillet of Salmon à la Carbon.

Or congress farting.

- Kahuna, offering an alternative explanation to gunfire heard at the Capitol.

GITT Mk III in da house.

- Gordon, announcing his new flagship automobile, the Gordon Industries Thirty Thousand.

The lack of registration plates on this car is noted.

- Kahuna, raising a point of interest for the FBI regarding GITT Mk III.

I have declared satellite navigation to be disturbing.

- Gordon, having outfitted his flagship automobile with GPS capability.

I will drop a NAVSTAR on GITT Mk III just to make a point.

- Kahuna to Gordon, threatening a more personalized satellite navigation experience.

The whole purpose of life without Danish is questionable.

- Gordon, ruminating on the unfairness of it all after being restrained from his daily chocolate Danish.

You're questioning the very essence of life itself. Scratch that, in your case it’s the flavor.

- Kahuna, making distasteful comment on Gordon’s rumination.

He thinks he had a choice. In reality, she makes all the decisions.

- Kahuna, on Gordon and his Autonomous Wife.

Try, and the Danish papers will be delivered to your wife.

- Kahuna, threatening to expose Gordon’s clandestine pastry consumption to his Autonomous Wife.

Tell him to get an appointment.

- Vandoofus, on being told Darth Teddy was anxious to meet him.

I can make you vanish by a single SQL query.

- Gordon to Darth Teddy, vying to become Sequel Pasha, the Gogia Pasha of the 21^st Century.

You will note one Mu'ammar was implicated in said series.

- Kahuna to Gordon, recollecting Libyan involvement in the plot of the CBS TV Series, Airwolf.

Are you doing a crosscheck on *f*?

- Gordon, questioning Kahuna’s motive for introducing Airwolf into the proceedings.

Were you involved in the original theft? Come to think of it you look like one C H Moffett.

- Kahuna, trying to implicate Gordon in the theft of Airwolf.

And you, like L M Muffet.

- Gordon, mounting a spirited defense by introduction of unrelated rhymes.

You've got your tuffet in a twist now. A large spider will sort you out according to tradition.

- Kahuna, proposing to unseat Gordon using unconventional methods.

Good grief! Five inches?

- Gordon, learning that the Presidential Limousine, Cadillac One is equipped with five inch thick ballistic armor.

Your availability has dropped many rating points this past week.

- Darth Teddy, keeping tabs on Kahuna.

May the bed bugs infest you.

- The Monster, itching to deal with Kahuna.

Nonsense, I have no reputation to protect.

- Darth Teddy, refusing to be blackmailed by Kahuna.

You just walk into office and thump me?

- Gordon, objecting to receiving a thump from Kahuna in the early hours of GMT+5.30.

Yes, it’s in my daily checklist.

- Kahuna to Gordon, defending his actions.

You will standby while the global bookmark service is accessed.

- Kahuna, putting Gordon on hold for del.icio.us purposes.

You could send your income to my bank account. I will credit the global merit pool on your behalf.

- Kahuna, offering Gordon a faith-based investment initiative.

You are trying to circumvent exchange regulations in the name of god.

- Gordon, taking an unholy view of Kahuna’s proposition.

Usually, this involves a transformer and two wires.

- Kahuna, taking a textbook view of Darth Teddy’s induction program.

Since I am big, I need broadband to transmit the pictures.

- Vandoofus, on the consequences of his allegedly large endowment.

I have years of experience that spans continents.

- Darth Teddy to Kahuna, establishing his credentials.

You also have high wear and tear on your mount point.

- Kahuna, challenging Darth Teddy’s credentials on grounds of erosion.

Of course not, it’s made with the latest hardware. Very durable.

- Darth Teddy, in his own defense.