Embrace of the Doofus – Part III

COFFEE STOP, Colombo -- The third release of a multi-part season occured earlier this week as the American at large, St. Vandoofus graced the shores of this fair region of the world. Shortly after landing he experienced the scintillating effect of being hugged in motion. To elaborate to those of you that are not familiar with the term "Hugged in motion" it means being hugged profusely while running around the coffee stop at one C. Grand. This motion hugging was carried out by one Darth Teddy who had been instructed by many to hug on sight, a request to which he duly responded at first opportunity. The hugging continued at regular intervals through the rest of the evening and at certain points the next evening during which Kahuna(Big) experienced the very first instance of MMO (See Below) ever recorded in the history of mankind. This was truly a unique experience (especially for Kahuna) and it be etched in the mind of those present for years to come. And also for those of you that have not had the pleasure of being enlightned of the first and the second releases of Embrace of the Doofus should directly contact Huggles (Release 1) and Aviation-man (Release 2) for graphic details. However we must warn you that Aviation-man seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth or so he has projected himself to be otherwise engaged so to speak.

In other news the inaugural webcam circus was held last night at the former residence of Her Royal Highness. This circus was conducted over webcam across continents and was brought to you by MSN Messenger. This event satisfied the condition of a minimum of three clowns ... infact very large ones ... namely Huggles, Her Royal Highness and Darth Teddy. Topics discussed included Aviation-man, Kahuna culinary skills, thieving wives, Poland, Return-dates, pregnancy and childbirth and of course the sibling now considered the reference edividual.

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*MMO - Male Multiple Orgasms