ALPHARETTA, Georgia -- In breaking news, it has come to light that an extraordinary general meeting of Clan Gordon has been convened in Georgia under the cover of darkness.
The Monster has arrived in Alpharetta for this unholy gathering convened by his clown sibling, crackpot inventor Professor Gordon. The agenda is believed to include plans to take over the eastern seaboard by neutralising St Vandoofus in New York while also dealing with the threat of Gordon’s arch-nemesis Bartus Maximus, who has ensconced himself in the California Republic.
Speaking to KNN later today, Kahuna emphasised that Gordon's EGM would not constitute a Circus unless the arch-climatoligist declared either his Autonomous Wife or Offspring a clown to arrive at the required quota of three.
KNN will monitor this developing situation.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Gordon Convenes EGM
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Won't *f* be attending ? X-(
No, *f* will not be attending X-(
Why not? Aren't you two idiots the only one that know him by this name? He should be invited ... its rude not to X-(
Bah! *f* is not a name, its a regular expression. It just happens to evaluate to all of M[u|o]ammar's names. However, it seems only two people on the planet can evaluate it correctly X-(
You two call it a regular expression ... the rest of the world call it a name ... now who seems like the odd ones out? X-(
We can carry out another evaluation if you so wish :-L ...
Oh right, I forgot. You were smooching (or worse) during that lecture X-(
Do you blame me? Huggles was sitting next to me X-( ... One can have only so much self control ...
Your track record speaks volumes about your self control. And we haven't even brought HRH's edible sibling into the conversation X-(
Don't hate me cause I am beautiful :d
Flashback: The evening of 27th May 2002 at MacDonald's in Colombo. During a meal, Darth Teddy sits in front of HRH's edible sibling and says to HRH: "Let me now stare into your brother's eyes..." Violence was narrowly averted. Photographic evidence available on request >:-)
I beg to differ ... we were all taking turns at staring into his eyes ... you included ... hehe ... thise eyes :D
Bah! It appears you're loosing motor function re-living the sordid episode X-(
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