Global CF Re-Balancing Feared

SINGAPORE -- In breaking news, Kahuna is reported to have installed himself in the Orient this morning for reasons that are not entirely clear at this time. Analysts suspected that another round of global CF re-balancing may be on the cards given the instability created by the inter-continental transit of Professor Gordon.

KNN has also learned that a mysterious transit of another large clown may have been taking place simultaneously, thus requiring Kahuna to take evasive action to prevent an excessive wobble being introduced into the Earth's axial rotation.

KNN will provide live coverage of this shaky situation.