ATLANTA, Georgia -- Having departed from Asia, Professor Ebenezer Gordon has emerged in the State of Georgia in the contiguous United States, causing chaos even just a few minutes after landing. It is understood that the commercial aircraft carrying the crackpot inventor narrowly averted a collision at Atlanta International as evidenced by the following conversation with Kahuna.
Gordon : Did I tell you our aircraft almost collided
with a bus at Atlanta International?
Kahuna : A bus? X-(
Gordon : A bus X-(
Gordon : The plane came to a screeching halt X-(
Kahuna : You will note my bus avoided aircraft X-(
Gordon : It was one of those small Canadair regional
jet affairs.
Gordon : And a woman pilot.
Kahuna : X-(
Kahuna : @#$@#%#$^#$$@#$@#$#2
Kahuna : Good god.
Gordon : The bus came from the left à la Bajaj.
Kahuna : X-( At Atlanta International?
Gordon : We could see it coming through the portholes.
However, the pilot could not I presume.
Kahuna : #$@#$@#$@#$
Gordon : She saw it at the last moment and literally
stomped on the brakes.
Kahuna : I believe side mirrors are not an option.
Gordon : Indeed.
Kahuna : Did she make an announcement?
Gordon : Er no.Aviation experts believed that Gordon’s personal magnetism may have been to blame for the incident and cautioned that should this continue, he may well attract the wrong kind of attention.
The Gordon Threat Level forecast for today is moderate with chances of afternoon or evening porcupines.
3 comments:
I am sure he had a much better more amiable view of the situation than the people in the bus X-(
Bah! It appears he was the cause of the whole fiasco X-(
Glad for the people in the bus or the plane :p ? And on the subject of undergarments I believe one Big Kahuna lost and recovered quite a large number of them :d ... therefore I believe he would be the expert on the subject =)).. not to mention the construction of cheesecakes x-(
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