An Engineer and his Cuisine

PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Newly crowned food critic and world famous eater Darth Teddy was entertained to a large meal (including dessert) by one Big Kahuna a couple of days ago. Through the naked eye this would seem like a fairly normal occurence, however the catch to this tummy-filling episode was that all items on the menu were concocted by Kahuna himself. For those of you who know Kahuna this might be a cause to regain your youthful exuberance and roll on the floor with hysterical laughter. On the contrary though, Kahuna personally prepared pizzas have put franchises such as Pizza Hut and Dominoes to shame and it might be said that if Kahuna went into large-scale pizza production said franchises might need to pack up and leave the island. Therefore, well-known food critic (fame happens fast) Darth Teddy has graded Kahuna's pizza's B+ with definite scope for greater things to come.

Moving on to the dessert (drool) yes that's right (drool). The Chef had prepared a New York style Cheesecake which was served with strawberries (slobber) which has a very bright future to it if released to the general public. This cheesecake has received an A by world-famous critic Darth Teddy.

The next day paved a path for a another dessert (due to inability to consume two deserts in one day for fear of death) which primarily consisted of banana's and rum (yum). This was tasted by chief critic Darth Teddy and guests namely, the Groper (Timmy) and +1. In a unanimous decision this dessert with alcohol as its primary base was given a hands down A by all present.

Therefore, comments bordering on scepticism towards Kahuna's culinary talents made by DT before he was knighted as world-famous food critic have been hastily retracted in hope that further invitations to gorge himself might be made in the near future. For those of you that are not in a position to experience this culinary delight can contact me for detailed explanations.