The anaconda will now be fed. Repeatedly.
- Darth Teddy to Kahuna, announcing a midnight snack.
By the Bezier Curve of Evil!
- Kahuna, resorting to complex geometry in an attempt to implicate Gordon in North Korea's nuclear test.
Must be busy cleaning up the fallout.
- Vandoofus to Kahuna, on Gordon's non-availability on Yahoo Messenger.
Did you note that Kim's missiles reach the entire planet other than South America?
- Kahuna to Gordon, on Kim Jong-il's ICBM technology.
This would be very beneficial to the Korean takeaway industry.
- Gordon to Kahuna, proposing a controversial application of long-range missile technology.
I heard Gordon is contemplating another test.
- Vandoofus to Kahuna, voicing concerns about Gordon's nefarious activities in North Korea.
Tehran to Ebenezer, come in Ebenezer.
- Kahuna to Gordon, predicting the inevitable overtures from Iran.
@#%%@#^@#%
- Gordon, on Kahuna's Iranian speculation.
Apparently Japan can be nuclear-capable in a long weekend.
- Vandoofus to Kahuna, attempting to raise regional tensions.
We might have issues getting people together.
- Darth Teddy, vetoing Kahuna's proposal to tour Iran's nuclear facilities, sighting difficulty in herding cats.
Very well if it must. You will, however, make it advantageous to me.
- Darth Teddy to Kahuna, on being told his antics must be blogged.
Smooch is not equal to hump.
- Darth Teddy's Inequality.
I will put it on leash if required.
- Kahuna, addressing Gordon's concerns about Darth Teddy becoming a handful during an excursion to the hills.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! PANIC() PANIC() PANIC()
- Gordon, learning that Timmy the Ambidextrous had joined the Empire.
I could send a Korean subwoofer by ICBM if you like.
- Gordon, offering to surround Kahuna with an explosive Dolby Digital 6.1 experience.
Very soon your closet will be searchable by Google.
- Kahuna, issuing an ominous warning to Gordon.
I can also provide six pints of premium ice cream within seven minutes drive from your location; this will kill you.
- Kahuna to Gordon, plotting a deadly course to the nearest Ben & Jerry's scoop shop.
I have a stock of these in the freezer.
- The Monster to Kahuna, admitting to stockpiling weapons of mass gluttony by Ben & Jerry.
You're resorting to the SriLankan Scarelines booking algorithm.
- Kahuna, learning of Darth Teddy's plans to offload passengers during an excursion to the hills.
Ah, I see you've arrived by the Liberator.
- Kahuna, acknowledging Darth's Ching's profile image on Yahoo Messenger.
Oooh! Someone old enough to recognize it!
- Darth Ching, noting Kahuna's recognition of the Liberator from the 1970's BBC TV series, Blake's 7.
Good lord, will this be rated R-18?
- Kahuna, learning that Darth Teddy would be writing a manual.
I recommend hiring goons to rough it up.
- Kahuna, advising Gordon to deal with the Monster after a botched intercontinental fund transfer.
I was going about my business ordering medicines when the incident occurred.
- Kahuna to Gordon, defending Himself on being mistaken for physician.
There's a sulfurous stench in the air.
- Kahuna to Gordon, reporting a lightning strike on His lead-acid accumulators.
This is proof that you're in league with the devil.
- Gordon, implicating Kahuna by way of fire and brimstone precedent set by Hugo Chavez.
Why are you still in existence?
- Vandoofus, questioning Kahuna's continued presence.
Someone has to look after the universe.
- Kahuna, in His own defense.
I believe our fate is in the hands of the Big Bang.
- Vandoofus's Big Bang Hypothesis.
You are destined to become a gaseous cloud and rotate around Saturn.
- Vandoofus, predicting a nebulous future for Kahuna.
I believe that means "den of thieves" according to Kahuna's 21st Century Dictionary.
- Kahuna, on Horagolla.
He could shut down his fleet of aircraft for starters.
- Gordon to Kahuna, on Sir Richard Branson committing three billion dollars to combat global warming.
And you'll supply him with blimps?
- Kahuna, speculating on Gordon's alternative solution to Branson's turbojet aircraft.
These clowns do not seem to have blimps. Where did you get yours?
- Kahuna, seeking the supplier of Gordon's blimp, Fat One after learning that Mazda did not sell airships.
At Wal-Mart.
- Gordon to Kahuna, revealing his blimp supplier.
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Hugo Chavez's fire and brimstone speech at the UN General Assembly in 2006, where he referred to George W Bush as "the devil" was the inspiration behind some of the more sulfurous quotes herein. The speech is available on YouTube and is highly recommended viewing. Chavez's scathing criticism of the Bush Administration's foreign policy earns him a long ovation at the end.
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