Sunday, February 06, 2005

Hounds Attack GITT MkII

KENDALIYADDAPALUWA, Ganemulla -- The Gordon Industries Twenty Thousand (GITT MkII), flagship vehicle of false prophet Professor Gordon, has sustained damage in an attack mounted by his household canines. KNN learns that the incident occurred in the early hours of Sunday, leading to considerable damage to a mud flap of the vehicle.

The reasons behind the strike are not clear at this time and investigations are underway. Gordon was reportedly fuming and not available for comment.

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