Friday, February 11, 2005

Kahuna Issues Ultimatum

REPUBLIC OF BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- In late-breaking news, a fuming Kahuna issued an ultimatum to ENN and SLMW indicating that the Circus has no political affiliations and will not be used for political advertising under any circumstances. He added, however, that the Circus reserves the right to equally ridicule all politicians on a regular basis.

Kahuna warned that any further tampering with the blog template would be considered an act of war and met with fierce retaliation in the form of armed bears and porcupines, the latter supplied courtesy of the prestigious Porcupine Institute of Ganemulla.

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