PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- In unexpected developments, Kahuna departed for the Orient by means of a Boeing 777-300 aircraft this morning. No reason was given for the sudden departure, but it appeared that Kahuna had no intention of using a Gordon Blimp. In related news, an elevated Gordon threat level has been forecast for the coming week with possible defamatory blogging by the arch-mechanic.
KNN will monitor this developing situation.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Kahuna Departs Unexpectedly for the Orient
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