BRIGHTON, United Kingdom -- In scandalous news breaking from Brighton, the Teddybear was recently discovered in the library, reading. The bear was apparently deeply engrossed studying loss of coolant accidents in pressurised water reactors at the time of the incident.
In a statement to the media shortly afterwards, Kahuna admitted to having used His Clown Positioning System (CPS) to locate the bear and presented the following conversation as evidence:
Teddybear : Greetings
Kahuna : Greetings
Teddybear : You won't believe where I am right now
Kahuna : Where?
Teddybear : Guess
Kahuna : The library?
Teddybear : Shit
Kahuna : Indeed
Teddybear : Am I that easy?
Kahuna : Indeed
Kahuna : I'm also very good
Kahuna : :-D
Teddybear : Hmm...
Kahuna : You have much to learn
Teddybear : Hmmm... *Sulk*The Teddybear, alleged to be cuddly, was engaged in a game of cricket and not available for comment.
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