Friday, April 21, 2006

Breaking News: Kahuna Seen Belly Dancing

CAIRO, Egypt (ENN) -- Reports coming from Egypt indicate that Big Kahuna has been seen belly dancing at a public event. Eye-witnesses say Kahuna, who may have been under the influence, danced in front of a large audience convened to discuss the changing demands of Information Systems in the retail sector. Attempts to contact Kahuna only yielded a text message from the same which reportedly read “See, I can do it,” along with a picture that is deemed inappropriate for this forum.

No injuries were reported.

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