Kahuna Condemns VanQuotes

BOSTON, Former Massachusetts -- In a statement released to the media today, Kahuna condemned St Vandoofus’s VanQuotes as a cheap publicity stunt and effort at vilification. He added that He was quoted maliciously and completely out of context.

Informed sources said that Vandoofus was already in the doghouse due to the mushroom ravioli incident last week. It is understood that Vandoofus had allegedly dunked his roommate’s mobile phone in the said ravioli, resulting in a premature end to its operational lifetime. Vandoofus had dismissed the incident as having been caused by an unfavorable alignment of the buildings in his street. Industry analysts, however, took a different view suggesting it was most likely the result of butterfingers. Kahuna noted that Vandoofus was quite notorious with electronic equipment and had a long history of gadgeticide.

When asked if He planned to retaliate, Kahuna replied that the impending move of Professor Gordon to the contiguous United States would be punishment enough. However, He threatened to situate Gordon next door if Vandoofus continued to make himself a public nuisance.

The Bane of Gadgets was unavailable for comment.