The Amorous Adventures of Darth Teddy

LONDON, United Kingdom -- In breaking news, Darth Teddy has been seen frolicking at the Amora, a sex theme park in Piccadilly.

Sources wishing to remain anonymous said that the Bear toured all the erogenous zones of the The Academy of Sex and Relationships, including Love & Desire, the Aphrodisiac Lounge, Sexplorium, Amora Sutra and the highly suggestive Orgasm Tunnel. It is understood that anaconda keeper tested his digital skills in the Sexplorium while also showing a keen interest in the Fantasy & Fetish zone.

Darth Teddy made a statement shortly after the incident and denied he was frolicking. He contended that his visit was a scientific expedition for BNN and added that a full report would be filed in due course. Kahuna scoffed at the Bear's explanation and reiterated that the allegedly cuddly one be restrained for the sake of public safety.

KNN will continue to monitor this highly inflamed situation. Those wishing to learn more should Google for Amora, keeping in mind that the content may not be work-safe.