Me, Myself and Amora

PICCADILLY CIRCUS, London -- Exclusive to BNN we would like to now bring you extracts from the transcript Me, Myself and Amora. This is the latest from the highly acclaimed works by Darth Teddy. Well, let us get straight into it then (no pun intended).

Disclaimer: This text is suitable only for persons above the height limit of 5'3" and strictly for them only. The reason for this being that the transcript is mounted on a pedestal that is 5'2".

"... a beautiful day to wander around in London and stumble upon, by accident, the brand new theme park of amorous nature known as none other than Amora. We are greeted by the entrance by this foxy vixen in a nurse's outfit enticing us to come in and have a poke around, which of course we agreed to with the minimum of coaxing."

"... strolling into the initial sections of the exhibit we note the comprehensive coverage of the erogenous zones on both sexes and how to exploit them like a hustler to a blonde business woman. Intriguing. As we move on we find a wall constructed with Plaster of Paris consisting of the various forms of shlongs and muffs of which the most prominent is an African-American shlong, which is pretty close to being able to be used as a limbo bar."

"... continuing we see a large screen with a selection of preferred sexual position which is very educational indeed. Even the Teddy learned a thing or two... hmmmm... the snake... interesting. This screen was just past the touch and feel areas which left a bit to be desired due to the siliconic nature of the exhibits. Even DT is yet to feel something that firm and rubbery and dry as the Sahara."

"... the same area is infested with screens discussing the angle of approach which is recommended to be 45 degrees as this allows much more freedom of the hands while going oral so to speak. The Teddy swears to provide a review on this after careful experimentation in the name of science."

"... following the chambers we come to the section that might not appeal to all but to some in an interesting fashion. This is the section for the various sexually transmitted diseases and the bondage area (graphic images included). Well as they say, different strokes for different folks."

"... to conclude we come to the sex store which is the parting section of this theme park where we find a selection of toys that you really should not let your 5 year old play with. This includes a ducky, which has an inbuilt vibrator and when turned on impersonates a duck on an electric chair. A girl, also in a skimpy nurse's outfit attempted to sell us a number of these toys which we declined, well at least some of us did. No names will be mentioned in this post by Daffy Duck. With this we went on our merry way to stuff ourselves silly at a rocking little joint in China Town."

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